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July 9th, 2009
10:44 pm - Services Rendered Title: Services Rendered Rating: NC-17, for you know, assfucking Summary: (Merlin) “Imagine the PR nightmare if good, hardworking French escorts found out.”
The only author's note I have is: wait for it. And I imagine there might be spoilers in the comments (eventually). Happy reading!
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July 5th, 2009
07:58 pm - MERLIN LIVEBLOG, MOTHERFUCKERS. I cannot get LJ OR DW (WAY TO FAIL DW) to accept an iframe, so here we go:
MERLIN LIVEBLOG
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06:38 pm - That's right, motherfuckers, we wrote a story titled with an emoticon Title: D:, cowritten with leupagus Rating: PG, for uh. Well, probably stupidity. Summary: (Star Trek (2009) RPS, Quinto/Pine) "Oh my God, this shit has developed a narrative thread," Chris marvels.
Weirdly, Archive of Our Own wouldn't let me put her in as a cowriter (treasonous unwillingness to accept that she has party in this shamefulness? y/y?), but don't worry, bb, I'll make sure the whole God damn world knows that what would have stayed one of those stupid things we yammer about in chat got turned into a grown-ass story thanks to you, leupagus.
And don't forget, bitches! Merlin tonight! 8 p.m. EDT!
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July 3rd, 2009
09:47 pm - FML I keep thinking that maybe this is just because I followed a banner ad and filled out my questionnaire just now so they haven't had time to find me a compatible match yet. And yet, I cannot help but to think that my reinterpretation of this web site is factually accurate:
( FML )
Also? Cherrybina and I have Cool Plans for this Sunday's Merlin, so keep an eye out. It's going to feature some hella awful CGI and a whole truckload of straight!fail. You know you want this business.
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June 28th, 2009
08:04 pm - Just a reminder! If you guys in the U.S. have been baffled by all this gay wizard/slash dragon nonsense that came all over the internets' face a few months ago, now is the time to get in on the total heterosexual fail! It's playing at 8 p.m. Sundays on NBC -- which means we're five minutes into a glorious episode of straight!fail even as we speak!
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June 19th, 2009
09:50 pm - Someone is taking notes, right? Because this is totally the plot of a sitcom right here. So very stereotypically, I am a single female who lives under the psychological tyranny of my mother's disapproval. So far today, I have obsessively cleaned my apartment, rearranged my closet and chest of drawers, rearranged my shoe rack, scrubbed my bathroom, done three sets of dishes, debated throwing out the food in my fridge so she can't look at it and make that face at me and say, "Oh, Pru, you'd be so beautiful if you lost...well, now it's 20 pounds," and hid my two boxes of smut behind my upright mirror.
And just like, five minutes ago, I -- guys, I seriously shit you not -- took all the condoms in my nightstand out of the Trojan box and stuffed them in the sealed packet of Icy-Hot back pain patches because it was opaque and big enough to fit them. In conclusion, one day, when I trick a man into sleeping with me again, there's going to be a super awkward incident when he gets a cold-burn on his fucking dick because my prophylactics. Jesus Christ, why am I this way?
( So now, this is what is happening inside my apartment )
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June 8th, 2009
07:51 pm - Why, God, why?
Title: ( Discourses in Management (Lab), pt 1/? ) Rating: For now, PG-13, for language Summary: “How’s it going?” the instructor asks, her voice a harmony, hovering nearby. / "Futilely,” Spock volunteers at the same time Jim says, “Shitty.”
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June 7th, 2009
05:50 pm - [original] Space Opera, pt 2/whatever More space opera. Because it's more fun than the shit that I should be doing!
( Space Opera, pt 2/whatever )
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June 2nd, 2009
06:47 pm - [original] Space Opera, pt 1/whatever I warned ya'll. This is the space opera. And if you need a visual for this before committing, click on over to pentapus's absolutely stunning depiction. And to answer the question a couple of you guys asked: yes, this is something I'd love, eventually -- and probably after a lot of work -- to scam somebody into publishing, but alas, it is currently in its mostly-infancy.
( Space Opera, although I probably should rename it pt 1/whatever )
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May 31st, 2009
07:00 pm - sdlkfjsdf I took 600+ photos of England in seven days. WTF.
But being out on the road again reminded me how much I love running around and not having any designated timelines. Every time I think that I've grown out of my wanderlust I remember that's bullshit, and that if I could spend my life dropping into and out of different places with travelers checks, sunglasses and a fucking fantastic SLR, it would be perfect. Well, and a netbook. (Guys, I was fucking handwriting emotional porn in Worthing, England; that shit is unacceptable.)
Now, I am sitting here watching the flickr upload utility die all over itself (literally) trying to put up my supermassive filesize images and listening obsessively to Lily Allen, "The Fear," as I prepare to write what zoetrope has been referring to as "the country house party sextra" and (shamefully) finishing up my Sweet Charity story, which is actually mostly done but you know, I keep tripping over the ending.
Also, I've reworked the beginning of my Epic Space Opera (original fiction) -- who'd actually be interested in seeing it?
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